Growerism

I had a wild idea.

What if

We could charge people to come and pick up all the useless weeds from your yard?

You know, the ones you would have to pick yourself

The ones that keep appearing to your backyard in dozens

The ones you would just ditch in to the carbage can

Or burn

Or just kill with some herbicides

Or cut down with a machete

Or nuke in to oblivion

I know it's a stupid dream

But there's always hope

Maybe one day...