Online shopping plants part 13!

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The dreaded number 13 has arrived upon us!
So let us celebrate by shopping some unlucky Dracaenas!

I can never understand how people just keep those brown leaf tips intact like they're some sacred part of the plant. The tips are dead, cut them off. 
Your plant wont die from it.

"Scented-leaved dracaena for sale"
Erm.
The "fragrans" in the name "Dracaena fragrans" points to the flowers that are SERIOUSLY so smelly you can't not notice them. 
The leaves do not smell of anything but the dust you've left on them.

Why try to get money from just one ugly plant when you can just cut it in half and get money fromTWO ugly plants!

This poor sap just looks very very tired.


"Normal sized Dracaena for sale. In good shape."
Eeh..
Are we looking at the same plant?
What is normal sized?
If this is your "good shape" I'd love to see your "bad shape" plants.
And again, BROWN LEAF TIPS ARE DEAD AND YOU CAN CUT THEM OFF.
This is just
I don't even
What
WHAT A DEAL. ONLY 10 EUROS!
I'm calling dibs on this bargain!


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